Saturday, June 04, 2005

From boys to men? hmmm...

I'm beginning to have my doubts in the SAF. Parents bid their sons farewell knowing that the army will treat their sons well and eventually transform them into man. However after the recent OC night and recruits night, i am beginning to see how putting so much men together have an adverse effect.

One of the highlights of both nights were the prestigious "Miss Hawk" contest. We had to transform an unwilling friend into a female. After much deliberation and strigent selection, the honour was bestowed on Zhe Rui. Well its mainly because he has legs which would make any girl jealous. Long, slender and hairless legs... it was almost perfect.....

As days past and rehersals after rehersals to prepare for recruits night, a sinister but subtle fog began to decend on my platoon. The constant screams and struggle to add "fe" into "male" began to fade. Now everyone wanted to become "Miss Hawk". We came up with ingenious ways to improvise our limited resources. Balled up socks for breasts, bed sheets for skirts, garters for bra straps, camo netting as bras, camo cream as eye shadow, etc... Soon everyone wanted a go to see how pretty they would look. We started to cross dress each other and taking photos to immortalise our outrageous transformation. Think 1.8m guy with long curly hair, loop-sided breasts holding a basket skipping down the corridor. Thats not something u see everyday....

Sounds unbelievable? I have photo evidence to prove it. so till i get the photos uploaded, keep on imagining... By the way, did i mention how fun it was to cross dress?

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